Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
To avoid the legal nets that entangled Bernie Goetz, just yell "Help! Help! Police!" like Kitty Genovese.
"I am Pencil Man!""And I am Pencil Boy! Together we erase crime!"
What a great way to get oneself killed..."no brakes on the brainstorm", indeed.I grew out of wanting to be a superhero when I was...wait a minute. I never wanted to be a superhero. I wanted to be an engineer.(This is where my wife nods and says, "Once a geek, always a geek.")So it goes.
I'd like to be a superhero, but JEEZUZ, I realised it was a fantasy long ago ( and I mean like when I was 7) This is borderline mental. Hell you could get arrested for doing what these guys are doing.
OMG! I never realized that "The Tick" was a docudrama. I wonder if the guy with the sandwich cannon quips: "Feast on justice, evildoer" before he blasts someone with a soggy PB and jelly sandwich.Joe_M
"Not in the face! Not in the face!"
Though I have to say, if any of these guys are buying their spiffy gear while on welfare, I want to find and stomp them myself. We'll see how their sandwich guns and dazzlers work out for them.
Living in mom's attic is OK though,right?WV: coutieshmmmmmmmm...
The one that leaves criminals quaking in fear, though, is "I am CAPTAIN HARDBALL!"Tap tap, that makes double-tap.
Though I have to say, if any of these guys are buying their spiffy gear while on welfare, I want to find and stomp them myself. We'll see how their sandwich guns and dazzlers work out for them.I don't know: Superhero was a US Navy power lifter. You may stomp him, but you'd have to ask nicely first. And if he didn't let you, at least he'd give you a PBJ sandwich. Hopefully, he'd let you eat it before punching you in the mouth ...But if I found out that a guy with a 'vette was able to get welfare, I'd be quite upset.
Considering all the people out stealing cars, breaking into houses, campaigning for Cindy Shehan, and painting themselves in their team of choice's colors on week ends, a few people like this are... endearing.
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