Sunday, December 27, 2009

Spam-a-lam-a-ding-dong...

Marko wrote a post on organ sales once upon a time. As you can imagine, it has received an impressive amount of spam comments in the almost two years since it first went up. I finally couldn't resist leaving one of my own:
WM, 48, no booze, no cigs, no drugs, willing to sell one (1) kidney for $1,400,000,000,000 to clear up debt.

Contact tgeithner@ustreas.gov.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but that's actually shy a couple of trillion.

If "no booze, no cigs, no drugs" is a criterion for marketability, we sure can't consider the Congress, now, can we?

Art

Tam said...

"Sorry, but that's actually shy a couple of trillion."

I was following the lead of my government and just pulling numbers out of my ass. ;) :D

Retardo said...

Once Geithner sold one, I bet we'd see some brisk bidding for the other.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what he'd take for his soul?

Oh wait, too late.

Well, what about that ass? His not yours, Tam, which emits only snark emitter.

Seriously, though, with numbers like that falling out of it, that's a mighty valuable ass...or not; maybe we're better off with the snark. Good one Tam; seems like all those earnest offers over at Marko's would yield a good search term or two in a future safari.

AT

wv: ences
yes, but vice is nice, too.

Anonymous said...

"which emits only snark...." durr.

wv: extude
yes, my 'tude is history.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

I'll buy that kidney. Will you take a 3rd party out-of-state bad check?

DirtCrashr said...

I'll buy that kidney with the security of a FDIC backed mortgage...