IU sophomore Stephen Hammoor says he dreams of being a writer.
Well, keep dreaming, Steve.
Fourteen years of my tax dollars subsidizing this guy's spitball fights and study hall note-passing, and he's still having trouble constructing a coherent sentence? Kid, give up; some dreams just aren't meant to be. Somewhere there is a spatula or a shovel with your name all over it.
(H/T to One Man's Vote.)