B. Filling In A Wetland Without An EPA Permit
C. Operating A Vehicle While Intoxicated
If you guessed "C", you're absolutely right! Once again, it is proven that the letters stand for "I Must Patrol Drunk". (And while we're on the subject of drunken Indianapolis cops, there's still a stick through the spokes of the wheels of justice in the matter of IMPD Officer David "Bottles" Bisard.)
Ah, IMPD! As long as you keep doing this, I'll never lack for blogfodder.