Ever since I learned of the existence of the Indian Bureaucrat-Killing Monkey, I have been scheming a way to introduce a breeding population to the states. A bit of gene-splicing to make them into flying bureaucrat-killing monkeys, and we'd be well on our way to curing many of the ills that plague this great land of ours.
Unfortunately, my most recent attempt was thwarted. Drat all incompetent monkey smugglers! You were supposed to poke holes in the container!