- Hunting stoats out of season.
- Blaspheming the name of Peyton Manning.
- Driving drunk (all uniformed up and in a squad car, just for bonus points!)
We don't seem to have any shortage of boozy cops, however. "IMPD: I Must Patrol Drunk." I think it's getting to the point where we need to seriously consider ignition interlocks on the squad cars: If you can't blow clean, you can't go play cops and robbers.