- If the idea of "Flintlock 3 Gun" doesn't make you want to get your gun nerd on, you might not have a gun nerd to get on.
- A plea to NSA mathemeticians.
- Boomers living among the hipsters, but not doing it ironically.
- Runway graders don't work well above 16,000 feet.
|Seen at a West Lafayette, IN sushi bar: "Ah wants me some unagi, some maguro, some toro, and a bottle of ripple!"|