Friday, August 30, 2013

QotD: Wish I'd Said That Edition

Ambulance Driver in comments at Gun Nuts Media:

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought they used the pelts of baby seals for that now.

Gerry

Critter said...

I was going to say alpaca hair, but that's too sustainable.

DanH said...

I bet the polishing compound is hippie tears.

Tam said...

Can't find "Like" button...

mikee said...

I never understood all the hue and cry over baby seal fur until I finally got to touch one at the Baltimore Aquarium's kid exploratorium, where they had a baby seal pelt.

It was wonderfully soft. I understand now why people like them so much.

Ancient Woodsman said...

No, the polishing medium should be the albumin from Spotted Owl eggs.

billf said...

Re spotted owl eggs,taste like chicken

Robert Fowler said...

billf said...
Re spotted owl eggs,taste like chicken

I didn't think so. I thought they tasted more like duck.

Geodkyt said...

Well, they taste like duck if you eat them off elephant ivory plates with sea turtle fillets on the side.

Ed said...

I was chuckling at the comment in the other thread about Roger Moore making homophobic comments. Last night my teenage son found and played this movie on Netflix:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285462/

Roger Moore was acting!

mustanger said...

"Well, they taste like duck if you eat them off elephant ivory plates with sea turtle fillets on the side."

3:47 PM, August 30, 2013

Without the sea turtle filets, and eating fried deer steak and white gravy and grits off Corelle plates, the spotted owl eggs taste more like turkey.

That'll teach those tree-hugging fuzzy bunny loons to mess with us... maybe.