Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

Yet another report of a Major Survey(!) reporting gun ownership in decline.

Yeah... "Hi! I'm an anonymous stranger on the phone who is Totally Not From The Government. Do you have an expensive, controversial, high-profile theft target in your house? No? How strange."

Also on the decline according to phone surveys: Pot-smoking and adultery.

The FBI keeps recording month after month of record numbers of background checks, and yet gun ownership is supposedly on the decline, presumably because those purple LCPs Ruger keeps cranking out by the tens of thousands are going to a handful of elderly male gun collector Tea Party survivalist nuts. Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.