Overheard in the Office...

Discussing a current political scandal...

RX: "Democrat or Republican? Not that it really matters..."

Me: "Democrat. Which I guess is a return to the normal order of things. It used to be that Democrats would get caught in other people's pants and Republicans would get caught in other people's pockets, but there was this period in the Nineties and Aughties where the world was turned upside-down."

RX: "Now they all get caught with their pants in other people's pockets."