Sunday, March 22, 2015

Overheard in the Office...

Me: "Do you know what this is?"

RX: "A piece of wood from a ship?"

Me: "From the HMS Victory."

RX: "That's probably red lead paint."

Me: "I won't lick it, I promise. But... This piece of wood was at Trafalgar! And... And! I have a piece of wood downstairs from the USS Constitution..."

RX: "You keep them apart so they won't explode?"