Saturday, March 21, 2015

Overheard in the Office...

So, a kid brought a "loaded" "gun" to school in Manhattan...
RX: "It looks like it's in Barney Fife mode."

Me: "What, just one cartridge?"

RX: "Yeah. I don't even know where you'd find a round of... what is that? .32 Short?..."

Me: "Uh, upstairs."

RX: "I was going to say '...on Manhattan.'"