View From The Porch: I've been giggling all morning.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

I thought the TV voiceover said that there had been a missile attack in Braziristan.

Tango Juliet said...: OK, somebody has to say it. Might as well be me.

Those boobs had it coming.; 8:56 AM, January 06, 2010
Joseph said...: Was it a meat missile?; 9:13 AM, January 06, 2010
Jason said...: But those Brazirs have been so supportive of women lately! This is a tragedy!; 10:13 AM, January 06, 2010
Turk Turon said...: This morning, my TV news announcer used the word "nymphomercial", as in: "Can you really believe the weight-loss claims in those TV nymphomercials?"; 10:25 AM, January 06, 2010
Anonymous said...: Of course! That's who writes these capcha things -- local TV news announcers! Only they have the ability to speak in what sounds like plausible English, but actually isn't.

"flugi" -- See? It's practically wearing a clip-on tie and too much hairspray.

LCD; 11:47 AM, January 06, 2010
Anonymous said...: In Braziristan, it would be a tandem missile attack.; 12:53 PM, January 06, 2010
Anonymous said...: "TV nymphomercials"

The mind boggles at the exercise program.; 1:53 PM, January 06, 2010
mariner said...: Were the warheads conical or spherical?; 8:25 PM, January 06, 2010
Anonymous said...: Were the warheads conical or spherical?

HESH, if we're lucky. :P

Jim; 10:12 PM, January 06, 2010