Tuesday, June 28, 2011

In case there was any doubt...

In the most surprising plot twist since k.d. lang came out as a lesbian, Michele Bachmann announced that she was running for the G.O.P. presidential nomination yesterday. Wow. Who could have seen that coming?

Also, she was against the PATRIOT Act before she was for it.
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who?!

Oh I thought you said Barbara Bach.

Nevermind.

Thomas F said...

So if Mrs. B gets the nod you are going to vote for?

Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

So, I take it that she signed on to the Patriot Act before? Makes her useless as tits on a boar hawg, then. So, that destroys ALL of the Repubs in my estimation. Get ready for Obama II, 'cause the Repubs aren't going to win this one.

"Patriot Act". Could they possibly come up with a worse misnomer than that?

Tam said...

Thomas F,

"So if Mrs. B gets the nod you are going to vote for?"

I'll pull the lever for the wookie.

The GOP has fooled me for the last time passing off a Big Government God-Botherer as a "Small Government Conservative".

If I wanted George W. Bush in drag, then that's who I'd vote for.

Thomas F said...

Good point, about the GW/drag queen, with every candidate trying out wookie suits we are going to end up with some degree of touchy feely "R" since there is no way that Jugears wins in '12.

Tam said...

I'm just praying that the Libertarians don't run a fiasco candidate like they did last time with Bob "I'll Bite The Head Off This Live Chicken If You'll Give Me Your Party's Nomination" Barr.

If I'm making a protest vote, I'd at least like it to be for someone who I don't find repugnant. You know, just in case they, through some bizarre fluke, wind up winning...