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Ah, coastal Florida! The gentle sound of the surf, the glow of sunrise over the ocean, the smell of burning iguanas...

"An iguana caused “a large-scale outage” in Lake Worth Beach, Florida earlier this month – the third iguana-triggered outage in the city this year.

The outage impacted about 1,400 customers in Lake Worth Beach in Palm County, city spokesman Ben Kerr told CNN. The power was restored within 35 minutes, according to a tweet from the city."

In other news, Iguana-Triggered Outage is the title of my band's next album.

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