Okay, here's some geekiness for you: I have a new Holy Grail gun. And by "Holy Grail", I mean Holy Grail.
Courtesy of the ultimate obscure gun nerd's site, militaryrifles.com, I give you the official rifle of the Papal States from 1867 to their demise in 1870: The M1868 Remington (Pontificio).
Every kid needs a .50cal black-powder cartridge rifle with the Keys of St. Peter stamped on the receiver, right?
Someday, one will be mine.