Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Not to cast slurs on the man...

...but I read on the internet that Barack Obama was seen bayoneting Davy Crockett at the Alamo. Wearing a keffiyeh.

That'll cost him votes in Texas.

Don't tell his cybernauts I told you this or they'll come get me.

7 comments:

D.W. Drang said...

It just occured to me, if it weren't for McCain-Feingold, you could claim free political speech, but now they have a precedent to suppress political speech, especially since you've been recognized as a member of "New Media", what with the Press Pass to the NRA Convention and all...

"Dear Colonel Tigh: Now see what you did?" Granted, the election is far enough out you should be OK, but They only care about details when it suits Them anyway. (Where's that roll of tinfoil...?)

Word: mugqifox

Tam said...

They can come and get me if they don't like it. The bastards.

James E. Griffin said...

SIGH. Shaking my head, slowly.

One of the first rules of political consulting is protecting your candidate from his friends. Another of those first rules is, do nothing yourself that gives a negative story/impression legs.

This is just gonna get funnier as time goes on. Free advice to Obama's cybernoughts: When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

staghounds said...

That's Digro- Americaning, you RAAAACIST!!

Senator Obama has already warned you to be careful what you say. The cyberaunts are just gathering names.

You know, for later.

staghounds said...

And I've got your bail money, and I'll represent you in court.

Actually, it may be free speech, but the thing they are hiding behind is the use of a trademark for profit. Not exactly the same.

OA said...

That's not so bad. Now inquiring "what is this shit?" when the chicken fried steak is placed in front of him...

rickn8or said...

oa--

Well, that and setting the fire at the Governor's Mansion.