...that was pretty dull, on the balance. At least, nothing jumped out at me as being particularly funny or snark-worthy.
The Ostrogoths gave up the siege of Rome, allowing Belisarius to send out for pizza to supplement the diet of boiled sandals and rat stew on which he and his men had been subsisting.
FDR told America he was takin' over and so they'd better get used to it, see? in his first "Fireside Chat".
Mauritius achieves independence. Nobody notices for another six months.
NATO got three new members: Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic, which confused those of us who grew up during the Cold War a whole lot.