Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Day thirteen of nonstop coverage...

If Elton John releases another version of "Candle In The Wind", I am not going to be responsible for my actions. I'm just sayin'.

15 comments:

Jay G said...

Oh good. I thought I was about the only one ready to pull an Elvis on my TV...

Anonymous said...

Even the Weather Channel was getting into the act! He (?) is dead; let us rest in peace!

elvistheoriginalterminator said...

I hid in a cave. Is it over yet?

pax said...

Life is so much better without a TV.

Ish said...

Goodbye Michael's Nose
And all your other parts;
You were dead broke and sold your stuff,
But still the tabloid reporters trawl;
D-Listers crawl out of the woodwork,
And tell us of their pain...
From CNN to FOXNews, I've really had my fill.
And wish that I could escape your name

And it seems to me you began your life
Like a talented little kid.
You could really dance and sing, dude,
Then the weird set in....
And I really liked to listen to you,
Back when I was also a kid.
Your talent ran out long before,
Your weirdness ever did...

Ambulance Driver said...

You would have liked to known me
Cuz I was just a kid.
The Jesus Juice ran out long before,
Your penis ever diiiidd...

eriko said...

So glad I pulled the cable tv part of cable in September.

reflectoscope said...

Now if he did a combined Richard Pryor/Michael Jackson version, he'd have something. Heh.

Jim

Tam said...

After the Pepsi Commercial Incident, why drag Pryor into this?

reflectoscope said...

Because they both managed to catch fire? See, candle in the... ok, joke fail in 3, 2, 1.

Jim

Tam said...

D'oh!

I are feeling geschtupid.

reflectoscope said...

Don't feel bad. If you want an obscure or esoteric joke, I'm it. If you want funny, I can hook you up with some people. ;)

Jim

Strings said...

Spoon just said she had the same thought yesterday. Great minds, huh?

Of course, since Spoon's married to me, don't know if you can call hers a "great mind"... >:)

Anonymous said...

Anybody heard, is that sumbitch still dead?

Tam said...

According to CNN.com this morning, yes.

Day 14 of nonstop coverage...