Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Oh good. I thought I was about the only one ready to pull an Elvis on my TV...
Even the Weather Channel was getting into the act! He (?) is dead; let us rest in peace!
I hid in a cave. Is it over yet?
Life is so much better without a TV.
Goodbye Michael's NoseAnd all your other parts;You were dead broke and sold your stuff,But still the tabloid reporters trawl;D-Listers crawl out of the woodwork,And tell us of their pain...From CNN to FOXNews, I've really had my fill.And wish that I could escape your nameAnd it seems to me you began your lifeLike a talented little kid.You could really dance and sing, dude,Then the weird set in....And I really liked to listen to you,Back when I was also a kid.Your talent ran out long before,Your weirdness ever did...
You would have liked to known meCuz I was just a kid.The Jesus Juice ran out long before,Your penis ever diiiidd...
So glad I pulled the cable tv part of cable in September.
Now if he did a combined Richard Pryor/Michael Jackson version, he'd have something. Heh.Jim
After the Pepsi Commercial Incident, why drag Pryor into this?
Because they both managed to catch fire? See, candle in the... ok, joke fail in 3, 2, 1.Jim
D'oh!I are feeling geschtupid.
Don't feel bad. If you want an obscure or esoteric joke, I'm it. If you want funny, I can hook you up with some people. ;)Jim
Spoon just said she had the same thought yesterday. Great minds, huh?Of course, since Spoon's married to me, don't know if you can call hers a "great mind"... >:)
Anybody heard, is that sumbitch still dead?
According to CNN.com this morning, yes.Day 14 of nonstop coverage...
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