Monday, March 08, 2010

They report this like it's news.

Wow! Mahmoud's a Troofer! Who knew?

Must have been a slow news day.

Meanwhile, in Turkey, an earthquake.

These tremors are somehow America's fault, and can only be fixed by giving lots of money to Third World dictators so they can reupholster the presidential Bentley with fresh ocelot skins.

8 comments:

Michael said...

I can understand blaming America for the quakes around the ring of fire due to our sudden swing to the left, but Turkey?

Kirk said...

Come on now...

Everyone knows we have an earthquake machine in Alaska. I mean Hugo Chavez said so. So you know it is the gospel truth..

Joanna said...

Ahmadenijad looks a lot like my dad -- similar builds, similar coloring, similar beards. It's one reason I don't watch the news much. Too freaky.

Timmeehh said...

Keep your charity closer to home.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8535189.stm

Stuart said...

I agree... Obama needs to stop playing with the earthquake machine. I mean, it isn't a toy!

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dave said...

Everyone knows we have an earthquake machine in Alaska. I mean Hugo Chavez said so. So you know it is the gospel truth..

If Chavez says it's so, you know it ain't so. Mother Earth's vibrator is actually the state of Florida.

Anonymous said...

"...so they can reupholster the presidential Bentley with fresh ocelot skins." Heh! -- Lyle

A Horse Thief said...

Don't worry Tam. The money we're giving those third world dictators is really from China. We just pass it on through.