Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
"Jaaayzus Mary an' Joseph".[shakes head]
You are from Georgia, and you said, "bless his heart."WAITAMINNIT. I know what that means...
Hey! At least he didn't misspell potato. Now *that* would be a sure sign of intellectual inferiority, right?[cue crickets]
I've come to the firm conviction that the framers were ironically right, and that vice presidents actually do serve a useful purpose in government. They're for laughing at.
Biden is there to give Obama plausible deniability.
Joel--Make that "pointing and laughing at".
You can call a man a fat ugly ignoramus that smells like a sasquatch and as long as you say "Bless his heart" you haven't offended anyone beneath the Mason Dixie line. Wonderful eh?
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