View From The Porch: Only the lonely, Part Deux.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Only the lonely, Part Deux.

After you've successfully scored with Roxxxy, now you can celebrate with congratulations from your good buddy, U.S. Patent Number 5,356,330!

14 comments:

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...: "Estimated Patent Expiration Date: Not Soon Enough"

Fixed it for them.; 3:04 PM, February 05, 2010
Matt G said...: Although I want neither, I've never thought that there wasn't a market for a realistic sex doll.

So where's the market for the High Fiver?!?; 3:34 PM, February 05, 2010
TheAxe said...: What's really bugging me is how did you stumble upon this?; 4:35 PM, February 05, 2010
Tam said...: The current title in the Reading Room at Roseholme Cottage is Patently Absurd: The Most Ridiculous Devices Ever Invented.; 4:45 PM, February 05, 2010
jimbob86 said...: I saw the pic of "Roxxy" and this came to mind:

"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?" - Lenore, Serenity

wv- copater "Cannibalism is a crime, Officer."; 5:08 PM, February 05, 2010
Anonymous said...: wow Tams, I really hate to see you hung up on this robot sex thing.
Let it go honey.; 7:48 PM, February 05, 2010
Anonymous said...: Gotta say, when I saw the reference to Roxxx and schematic of the robotic hand, my thoughts ran less towards "high-five" and more towards "low-six"...

Should be a better market in that area; They might wanna umm, re-tool it, as it were ;)

Al Terego; 8:33 PM, February 05, 2010
Tam said...: Anyone whose Roxxxy dumps them and runs off with their Robot High Fiver should hang themselves with the unspooled tapes of their Betamax copies of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century...; 8:37 PM, February 05, 2010
Mr. Fixit said...: Gives a new meaning to the old term "meat space" doesn't it.

Mr Fixit; 10:45 PM, February 05, 2010
rickn8or said...: I beg to differ. She is NOT the perfect sex robot. She talks.

(runz.); 10:48 PM, February 05, 2010
Jason said...: I'll stick with getting rejected by real women, thanks. Getting rejected by a robot would be the nadir of my social life.

At least my ARs love me.

wv: hesse. Land of those soldiers whom Washington once asked by written correspondence "Prithee, what nowe, bytches? - Gen'l. Geo. Wash."; 12:44 AM, February 06, 2010
Anonymous said...: "Anyone whose Roxxxy dumps them and runs off with their Robot High Fiver should hang themselves with the unspooled tapes of their Betamax copies of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century..."

Heh. Close, but wrong collection.

"Buck Naked in the 25 Sin Trois"

AT; 10:03 AM, February 06, 2010
Tam said...: Okay, I LOL'ed. :D; 10:10 AM, February 06, 2010
Roberta X said...: "wow Tams, I really hate to see you hung up on this robot sex thing.
Let it go honey."

Hey, we're competing for the same demographic, dammit.; 12:15 PM, February 06, 2010

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