Thursday, August 11, 2011

The Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-a!

Feelin' good and apocalyptical this morning, no?

The stock market has shit the bed again, there's Anarchy In The UK, we've got family gangs of bank robbers motoring across the US like something out of a James Cagney talkie...

I don't know about you, but I'm buffing out my colander and mink-oiling the straps. Just in case.

19 comments:

Cybrludite said...

"Just walk away."

Tam said...

That was actually my initial title for the post. I changed it right before I hit 'publish'. :)

Lewis said...

But are they coming out with more Ma and Pa Kettle movies? I loved those things. Then again, they'd probably cast Chia LaBeuof, so maybe better to let sleeping dogs lie.

Bubblehead Les. said...

Heard there's a sale on Summer-Weight Wookie Suits.

Stretch said...

Just cleaned my Wookie suite. Still hacking up fur balls.

Shrimp said...

I don't understand why everyone runs to CO to hide, or get away from the law. It didn't work for the so-called Texas 7, it didn't work for one of the three escaped murderers that cut the hole in the Arizona prison fence, and it didn't work for the DOH!erty family.

I would think avoiding CO would work out better. Or avoiding a life crime, maybe.

Anonymous said...

Not to worry about the bank robbers, they ended up in my home state - Colorado, where fugitives go to get caught,
http://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/Trio_Of_Dangerous_Sibling_Suspects_Spotted_In_Colorado_Springs_127339688.html
Previous winners.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Seven

Dave

og said...

You probably need a stronger colander, to protect that expensive dental work.

hey, not to be personal, here, but is there a correlation between the freckles and the colander? (Ducks and runs)

Rob K said...

I think you'll need a heavier-duty car to go with the colander...

og said...

Nah. Underneath, the zed drei is rock solid. It just needs a lift kit and some wranglers. Plus, the low nose makes it easy to mount the extra armor plating.

Tam said...

I wonder if X3 wheels use the same lug pattern?

John A said...

Help the UK, too -
http://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/009906.html

og said...

"I wonder if X3 wheels use the same lug pattern?"

yep, 5x120. The x3 has 14mm lugs, but the z3 lugnuts are large enough to tighten down OK.

Joseph said...

shit the bed

I haven't heard that saying since my dad was alive. Thanks.

Justthisguy said...

And here I am with about 8 cans of food and about a box and a half of ammo. Mah kitteh still lurves me, though.

Robert said...

"The settlers and their dying tribe are holding out on an entire tanker of fuel in their compound and they have hired mercenary thugs, like the Road Warrior, to ensure their assets are protected. Lord Humungus is a man of the people, and his populist approach will ensure everyone gets their fair share of crude instead of a few elites in dorky white outfits."

Robert said...

But do you have a scoped S&W Model 29 to go along with it?

Beaumont said...

Colander? Check. Fast car? Check. Now, have you bought a crossbow yet?

Oakenheart said...

Given the feral kid a steel boomerang?