Pro Tip:

If you go out to a sports bar with a bunch of friends on Cinco de Mayo (which, as our esteemed president can tell you, is the day after Cinco de Quatro,) and already feel the beginnings of a sore throat coming on, you're going to want to chain-swallow some kind of lemon & honey throat lozenges on the drive home, or the next morning you'll hardly be able to yell "No!" at the puppy when he piddles in an inappropriate spot.