(This is all provisional: President Wild Card could always...well, do what-the-fuck-ever. Who knows? It's like having a Magic Eight Ball behind the Resolute desk.)— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) January 8, 2020
Some of the morning anchors *coughSavannahGuthriecough* look like they've been burning the midnight oil in anticipation of a great big shooting war that thus far fails to have materialized. Puzzlement is the order of the day.
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