Friday, January 31, 2020

That '90s Show...

Man, is there any gun more evocative of an era?

This was the gun your buddy the shift manager at Blockbuster had. He drove a ten-year-old Celica with the drooping headliner held up by the liberal application of a hot glue gun. His PC hardware was brand new and cutting edge, but he uploaded Doom .WADs from the store's fat pipe because he couldn't convince his roommates to chip in on DSL at the rental house, which he insisted on referring to as "The Pain Keep"...


(Before anybody gets their knickers in a twist, a Ruger KP91DAO was my first real name-brand centerfire handgun, and I bought it with my paychecks from working in a video game store at the mall...)