Me: "Are you expecting a package?"
RX: "Actually, I don't know."
Me: "Me either."[sound of front door opening and closing]
Me: "Goddammit."
RX: "What?"
Me: "Someone left a vermiform appendix lying on our front porch."
RX: "Is that the real Yellow Pages?"
Me: "It's going right in the trash. When's the last time you looked something up in a paper phone book?" [mimes Robin Williams in Jumanji] "WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?"
RX: "I'll bet if you called someone in the real Yellow Pages, they could tell you."
via GIPHY
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