Friday, January 10, 2020

Overheard in the Living Room...

[offscreen sound of soft thump on front porch]
Me: "Are you expecting a package?
RX: "Actually, I don't know." 
Me: "Me either."
[sound of front door opening and closing]
Me: "Goddammit.
RX: "What?" 
Me: "Someone left a vermiform appendix lying on our front porch.
RX: "Is that the real Yellow Pages?" 
Me: "It's going right in the trash. When's the last time you looked something up in a paper phone book?" [mimes Robin Williams in Jumanji] "WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?
RX: "I'll bet if you called someone in the real Yellow Pages, they could tell you."