Coworker: "Are paychecks here yet?"
Me: "Nope, not 'til tomorrow."
C: "Oh, okay."
M: "You know who I blame?"
C: "No, who?"
M: "The patriarchy."
C: "Me too."
M: "You can't. You're part of the patriarchy."
C: "I am? Then how come I'm... Wait, how come you're my boss?"
M: "It's a global system of oppression. Or something. Stop asking complicated questions."
Next time I'm blaming the Albanians. They're unlikely to put up much of a fight, being several thousand miles away and all.