Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Boomsticks: Amen.

" John Moses Browning is the patron saint of shooters and weapon designers. This was a man so manly that his sole purpose in life was to create weapons to kill tasty animals and the enemies of our nation in job lots."


I'll further note the following: Look at any photo of John Moses Browning. Do you see God standing there next to him? No. Now, go look at the picture of God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Is JMB anywhere in the frame? No.

It's just suspicious, that's all I'm saying; maybe Lois Lane never twigged to anything despite never seeing Clark and Supe in the same place at the same time, but what do you expect from a print journalist working for a liberal MSM daily rag?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you ought to start The Church of Browning Incarnate. We could hold masses at the range. What a way to make church fun!!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds better than the Loony Left/Eco-wacko/MSMs new religion of Humanist Global Warming.
I had a friend who's mother started her own religion. In the Los Angeles area, natch'!

Anonymous said...

There is no God but Browning, and Cooper is his Prophet.

Ogden Akbar.

Avalanche said...

Having apotheosized Browning, let us now canonize Mauser, Garand, Kalashnikov, Stoner, et altera.

Please name your candidates.

Zdogk9 said...

WWJMBD

Anonymous said...

Can we combine this with the car-gun-roadsign afterlife?

Rob K said...

I think you'll be welcomed to the Nürburgring, issued your weapon and auto by JMB himself.

His middle name ain't Moses for nothin'.

Nate said...

My house is just about 3 miles from JMB's original, lovingly restored workshop, that resides in the Browning Museum, inside the Union Station. The museum is full of prototypes, first issues and highly decorated production variations that JMB designed. So paint an arrow on your floor in the direction of Ogden Utah and say your prayers facing this way... And make a trip to Ogden!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Don't forget Garand.