Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Pugsley gets a part time job... a spokesman for the Cuban state medical system. (You'd think that dictatoring would keep him too busy for side gigs.) He'd like us to know that his buddy and mentor, Fidel, is doing better and better every day. Really. He's almost in the best shape he's ever been in. In fact, Steinbrenner's people have been trying to offer him a contract to start for the Yankees. No, we cant see him or talk to him. But he's really doing swell. Honest.

1 comment:

Weer'd Beard said...

When that evil turd croaks (which is likely soon from this report) I'll definetly have to make an honorary trip to the gun club.


-Weer'd Beard