Sunday, April 29, 2007

Today In History: What do you get the maniacal sociopath dictator who has everything?

Today marks the 62nd wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Adolf Hitler. The happy couple soon after boarded the cyanide express for a honeymoon in Hell, where they have since taken up residence.

4 comments:

Matt G said...

Wed only 9 days after he was heard to utter "Come on, baby-- It's my birthday!"

Weer'd Beard said...

From what I've read about Adolph, he could have used one of these
http://www.urology.coloplast.com/testicular-implants/testicular_implant_clinical_study.htm

NeoNietzsche: said...

Was just in touch with the old ex-Reichskanzler.

He and Eva send very warmest greetings - wishing you were there.

NeoNietzsche: said...

Oh - and I forgot:

If you could just send along some Beggin' Strips for Blondi - she's tired of the same old dog biscuits.

Vielen Dank.