Newbie1: "What do you guys think of the BlastOMatic 2000?"
Tamara: "Well, the design seems like a good idea, but we've stopped stocking them after having to send eight of the last ten we sold back for warranty work. I'd recommend against buying one, or at least waiting to see if the pending recall solves the problems."
DeAtH aNgEl 007: "Dude, my older brother has one and they ROCK!"
RONIN DragonClaw: "I used one when I was in Force Recon. They issue them to all SOCOM units, but you'll never read about it in the press because it's Black Ops."
Old Cuss: "Heay newbie1! Come over to Blastomatic fan forums! Its' my new EZboard sight!"
DeAtH aNgEl 007: "Dude, all the clerks at my gun store are so stupid! They didn't even kno that BlastOMatic was coming out with a version of the 2000 in 9x25 Dillon! There's been a thread up about that at BlastOMatic Fan Forums for two days now! God! When are they going to hire somebody who knows anything!"
Newbie1: "So, y'all think it's a pretty good gun then? 'Cause I read your posts and ordered one."
Tamara: "Screw this."
C'mon. Raise your hand if you've been in one of those threads. (Unless you're the fake SpecOps guy whose unit carried Desert Eagles because they were secret squirrels and could pick anything they wanted. If you're that guy, I don't want to hear about it, and you need to stop being that guy.)