Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Would you vote for this man...

...if he bites the head off a live chicken? What if he bites the head off a live chicken and calls himself a Libertarian?

No?

Okay, what if he bites the head off a live chicken and... hm... what other quasi-respectable parties haven't named candidates yet this year? Think Bob Barr could make it to Chicago by July the 10th? I'm pretty sure Bob could take McKinney, and his voting record is as authentically Green as it is Libertarian...

(H/T to WRSA)

3 comments:

Rabbit said...

I have a cat who could take McKinney, but he doesn't give a rat's ass about it.

She's struggling for any stray beam of light that she could throw herself into and call it attention. I met saner people when I worked in a state mental hospital.

Barr...well, if he's a Libertarian, I'm Maynard G. Krebs.
He makes Greens look relevant.

Regards,
Rabbit.

Dr. StrangeGun said...

"Barr...well, if he's a Libertarian, I'm Maynard G. Krebs."

DUDE I LOVE your CYCLE!

Robert said...

I'd be more impressed if I thought he could cut the ears and tail off a donkey.