News reports documented fierce clashes between Georgian and Russian forces -- engagements that caused deaths, property damage, and population displacement...No! Really?!? Not property damage! Quick! Call State Farm! I swear, what are they teaching at journalism school these days? This clown could have muffed D-Day:
Allied and German forces clashed along the beaches of Normandy today, snarling traffic, damaging vacation cottages, and killing some people. Also, a woman reported having her hair mussed by a 14" shell from the USS Texas.This is a military invasion, for chrissakes, not a tornado in a traffic jam.