Monday, March 02, 2009

Understatement of the year.

It's only March, but it looks like we may already have a winner. Congratulations to the federal judge who penned the winning lines:
In January, a federal judge ordered a mental evaluation of Hussein, saying "there is reasonable cause to believe [Hussein] may ... be suffering from a mental disease or defect rendering him mentally incompetent..."
Well, let's see what we have here: Setting fires in the middle of Chicago intersections while screaming "Allahu Akhbar!" and not leaving until you get pig-piled by the Five-Oh. Slicing your finger open to dribble some biohazard on your fan mail to the President-elect. Putting what appears to be... Tang? ...in the letter to, uh, correct Barack's vitamin C deficiency or something.

Yup, that pretty much adds up to crazy. Look for a slam-dunk on an insanity plea. Personally, I think it was the Tang that put it over the edge.

12 comments:

Ken said...

Space Food Sticks and Tang: it's what's for breakfast.

On Moonbase Alpha.

MeatAxe said...

Its definitely the Tang. Anyone drinking that stuff is bughouse crazy.

Back in 1979, a plumber showed my mom how to clean the gunk out of her dishwasher with a Tang-based solution.

jason said...

that's the citric acid. the navy uses concentrated kool aid for many cleaning tasks on ships.

Armed Texan said...

I hope he got Tang in the open wound.

Mike W. said...

Tang - What? Was he trying to make some kind of racist monkey joke about Obama?

TheAxe said...

Haha I didn't event think about those old commercials.

Anonymous said...

"screaming "Allahu Akhbar!" "

Dead giveaway, right there.

Not that anyone asked my opinion.

kbarrett said...

I really dug the purple-haired chicks on moonbase alpha ...

Anonymous said...

Tang? You're doing it wrong.

Tang was designed to be made with filtered urine.

Don't blame the millwright if the specs are wrong.

Anonymous said...

At first skim I thought maybe sanity had returned to the federal bench, with an examination of B. Hussein O.

Silly me...

Art

mts1 said...

And he was doing this, why?

To seek tickets to Obama's inauguration. Sure, send a guy note cards smeared with AIDS blood and Tang, the sure ticket to making him happy enough to get you there.

Sad to say, setting a fire in an intersection and yelling normally doesn't stop traffic in Chicago. People normally drive around crazy stuff there. It must've been a construction work-corked intersection for him to pull that off.

p.s.: Tang? They still make that stuff?

Mikee said...

Tang, as well as Lipton's dehydrated instant Tea, are best eaten by the spoonful dry, with a chaser of RC Cola or Big Red or Mountain Dew. That's how I got through college, anyway.

Space Bars, now, that brings back my childhood memories.

Was the wannabe muj crazy? So crazy he just might make the insanity plea work!