If Microsoft had been put in charge of marketing sex, the human race would have ended long ago, because no one would be caught dead doing something that uncool. -James Lileks
I am not anti-Microsoft; they're just another company as far as I'm concerned, with good products and bad ones, some good ideas and some real boners. But I'll say this: The only thing they could do with money that is more useless than giving it to their ad agency would be setting it afire.
(H/T to Bore Patch.)