Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Should have seen that one coming...

Cherokee County authorities are looking for a 56-year-old French national living in Woodstock who they said has been trying to buy a 5-year-old child on the Internet.

Police said investigators went to Patrick Molesti's Woodstock home last Thursday with a search warrant...

I mean, if you were just picking suspects out of a phone book, wouldn't he be your first choice?

I'm no Calvinist, but if anything I've ever seen smacked of predestination, this would be it.


(H/T to Unc.)

8 comments:

2yellowdogs said...

LMAO. Wonder if he's related to the speaker of the house, Nancy Bullshitti?

Weer'd Beard said...

No, I would have picked "Lester Molester" and "Randy Molestor" first, then I'd be onto "Patrick Molesti"

But still not to far down the list...

Weer'd Beard said...

Oh, did you see that he drives a White Chevy Van too?

Stereotypes exist for a reason!

Firing Pin J said...

and his attorney is Peter Pederast?

TJP said...

First place I'd check would be Izzy Harborin's house.

Justthisguy said...

OMG! The last place I officially lived at in Georgia was in Woodstock, in a trailer. Lots of the neighbors had probation officers.

Baker M. Romeo said...

There's a TVTrope for that.

Cheers,
~Baker

Dr. StrangeGun said...

Powers of observance.

How long do you think it'll take for the cops down Georgia way to catch up with a six foot frenchman driving around a white parent-frightener?

And will Sacha Baron Cohen play him in the movie?