Cherokee County authorities are looking for a 56-year-old French national living in Woodstock who they said has been trying to buy a 5-year-old child on the Internet.
Police said investigators went to Patrick Molesti's Woodstock home last Thursday with a search warrant...
I mean, if you were just picking suspects out of a phone book, wouldn't he be your first choice?
I'm no Calvinist, but if anything I've ever seen smacked of predestination, this would be it.
(H/T to Unc.)