Cherokee County authorities are looking for a 56-year-old French national living in Woodstock who they said has been trying to buy a 5-year-old child on the Internet.
Police said investigators went to Patrick Molesti's Woodstock home last Thursday with a search warrant...
I mean, if you were just picking suspects out of a phone book, wouldn't he be your first choice?
I'm no Calvinist, but if anything I've ever seen smacked of predestination, this would be it.
(H/T to Unc.)
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LMAO. Wonder if he's related to the speaker of the house, Nancy Bullshitti?
No, I would have picked "Lester Molester" and "Randy Molestor" first, then I'd be onto "Patrick Molesti"
But still not to far down the list...
Oh, did you see that he drives a White Chevy Van too?
Stereotypes exist for a reason!
and his attorney is Peter Pederast?
First place I'd check would be Izzy Harborin's house.
OMG! The last place I officially lived at in Georgia was in Woodstock, in a trailer. Lots of the neighbors had probation officers.
There's a TVTrope for that.
Cheers,
~Baker
Powers of observance.
How long do you think it'll take for the cops down Georgia way to catch up with a six foot frenchman driving around a white parent-frightener?
And will Sacha Baron Cohen play him in the movie?
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