*RING RING*At least the Super Bowl will be over in a week. Lord only knows how long this Right To Work stuff could drag on. And on. And on.
Man On Phone: "Hello, this is Joe Blowski calling from the AFL-CIO for Tam-air-uh K."
Me: "Uh... speaking?" (Oh, jeez, they're gonna want to know where Hoffa is...)
MOP: "What I'm calling about is we're trying to get people together for a demonstration against the 'Right To Work' bill, and we have..."
Me: "I'm not interested. At all."
MOP: "Oh. We had you down as a member or family member of the Electrical Workers'..."
Me: "I am neither."
MOP: "Well, I'll correct that information. I'm sorry, a..."
Me: "Good day, sir."
Me: "And furthermore, I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire, ya goddam Wobbly!"