The instructions on the Patio burrito instruct one to "wrap loosely" in a paper towel when microwaving. I thought about cooking a second one, changed my mind, balled up the paper towel in my hand, then changed my mind again and wrapped the now-wrinkled towel loosely around the burrito-flavored texturized food product. Setting the microwave, I wander back towards the office.
Meanwhile, Bobbi goes into the kitchen...
RX: "What are you cooking?"
RX: "It looks like you're microwaving a used kleenex!"