Brown lives in a neighborhood near several playgrounds and regularly invited children over to his house for pizza, according to the news site.The above sentences only scratch the surface of the story. He was apparently arrested for multiple felony counts of "Just Generally Being A Creepy-Ass M__________r".
But it isn't the first time he's been eyed as suspicious. In 1998, he was investigated after police found several pairs of boys' underwear in the front seat of his car. He maintained that they were puppet clothes.
What do you do with a guy like this? I mean, assuming we don't find any half-eaten kids under his floorboards? He hasn't done it... yet. But he really, really wants to, and apparently isn't shy about telling people online about it, as long as he thought he was anonymous.
Every time I brush out the pelt on my wookie suit, I run into snarls and tangles like this.