View From The Porch: Overheard in the Office...

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Overheard in the Office...

Me: "Huh. 'Miss New Hampshire USA arrested for assault AGAIN.'"

RX: "What's she do? Beat people up?"

Me: "Dunno; haven't read it. Hits 'em with her tiara, I guess..."

18 comments:

Chuck Pergiel said...: I'm glad you correctly identified her as Miss New Hampshire USA, not incorrectly as Miss New Hampshire like Huff Post did before they corrected it. Now if someone would explain to me just what the difference is I could die a happy man.; 12:55 PM, July 12, 2012
Stranger said...: The difference is a different pageant system - and copyright laws. Misidentifying a State-USA pageant State winner could start a chain of lawsuits.

Looking at the USA State winners tiara it probably weighs five ounces and will bend if something hits it with any force. If you must hit someone, find a lead pipe, brass knucks, or an old fashioned blackjack and not a tiara.

Stranger; 1:06 PM, July 12, 2012
BobG said...: I'm going to take a wild guess that she's never been nominated for "Miss Congeniality"...; 3:19 PM, July 12, 2012
rickn8or said...: Stranger, from the article it appears she doesn't need any advice about technique or implements.

Guess they're not makin' 'em like Anita Bryant any more.; 4:00 PM, July 12, 2012
Bram said...: I'd hit that.; 4:33 PM, July 12, 2012
Anonymous said...: You better stick and move Bram.

Gerry; 7:08 PM, July 12, 2012
Kristophr said...: Bram:

She will hit you first.

Looks like she is an instant crazy woman, just add alcohol.; 7:41 PM, July 12, 2012
Matt G said...: Hemingway described all people as either good drunks or bad drunks. Evidently Miz N.H. is of the latter variety.; 7:57 PM, July 12, 2012
Ed Foster said...: Along with the tiara, does she have a golden lasso and na invisible airplane?; 8:08 PM, July 12, 2012
Old NFO said...: Concur on the NOT Ms. Congeniality!!! She looks about half nuts in that picture...; 8:30 PM, July 12, 2012
Ancient Woodsman said...: Not nearly as nice in person as the Miss New Hampshire we had a few decades ago - Adriana somethingerother - wore the crown for a few weeks before they discovered she was a 'dancer' down at Tens in Salisbury, MA.

That was a classic turn of events...not like today - these kids see too much violins on TV.

Apologies to Gilda there...; 10:20 PM, July 12, 2012
fast richard said...: She sounds like my ex.; 11:02 PM, July 12, 2012
Jerry said...: H/T to Fast Rich.; 11:29 PM, July 12, 2012
Ed Foster said...: Woodsman: I always thought it was funny that Salisbury was so grimy and Hampton Beach, just across the line, was so pearly pure.

We're talking two miles of back road between 5 year olds walking safely in heavy traffic, unescorted kids strolling at 10:00 p.m., and not a drunk to be seen, vs. strip joints, discarded syringes, and alleys used as urinals.

What does New Hampshire do that the People's Republic of Taxachussetts doesn't? Or vice-versa?; 9:51 AM, July 13, 2012
Kristophr said...: Ed: New Hampster doesn't coddle bums, criminals, or assholes. They don't screw their economy up with socialist experiments.

And folks are heavily armed.

So they have extra cash on hand for things like picking up trash, and people there generally don't shit in their beds anyway.; 1:12 PM, July 13, 2012
Windy Wilson said...: What a high class woman!
A real knockout.
And Narcissist, too:
"When Nicole starts to drink, especially liquor, she becomes extremely jealous for no reason and then violence ensues. If she doesn't get whatever she is looking for at that moment she begins to fight to get an answer or attention," Nickerson, her boyfriend before her most recent one, whom she was also accused of beating up in April.; 2:19 PM, July 13, 2012
LCB said...: Sooooo...is it a "bad" thing to be assaulted by a beauty contestant???; 3:52 PM, July 13, 2012
Ed said...: So... does that make her a tiaraist?; 1:11 AM, July 14, 2012

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