Friday, May 11, 2007


There you sit in the
middle of the floor kitty,
blocking my pathway.


Anonymous said...

There you are walking,
around uselessly tall human,
disturbing my nap. . .

Anonymous said...

I'm humble in size,
It's the fulcrum not the lever,
I take you down, bitch.

Ambulance Driver said...

Cat haiku.


And all this time I thought poetry's nadir was "There was an old man from Nantucket..."

Anonymous said...

I lie down in plain
view that you may worship me.
I'm benevolent.


Hunter said...

Morning shuffle to
bathroom, tangle of cat in
feet, curse and meows.

Paul Simer said...

Glock Kitty is not amused.

Unknown said...

for now I will yield
later your laundry will be
my hairball depot

Paul Simer said...

Oh, and a haiku has references to nature or seasons. These are mostly Senryus.

Though any time I tell someone of this fact, I feel like the guy who use to frequent my workplace (used game shop) who learned to speak Japanese for the sole purpose of playing video games not released in the States.

GLOCK + iPod said...

AR Kitty would like a word with you.

staghounds said...

Spring dawn sunlight patch

giant, you step wide around me

the food fills my bowl.

Anonymous said...

Scat cat !


Anonymous said...

Cat, in way.
Looks like deflated football.
Cannot resist urge to kick.

Jonathan said...



Anonymous said...

At 1:19 AM, May 12, 2007, Paul said...
"Oh, and a haiku has references to nature or seasons. These are mostly Senryus."
Cats ARE nature.

Tam said...

I curl, purring in
the chair that smells like your butt.
Why must you roust me?

Tam said...

Florescent light glints
On my ten extended claws.
Why does mommy yelp?

Tam said...

BTW, labrat made me spew Vault Zero all over the keyboard, and staghounds wrote, like, a real haiku!

Anonymous said...

I'm in ur wayz, blockin ur paff.

Anonymous said...

do you have any
problems with smelly dog shit
sticking to your fur?