Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Coincidence?

Earth Day = Lenin's birthday. Coincidence? Doubtful.

I wonder how much CO2 is emitted by a couple pecks of burning hippie?

I think I'll drive to the nearest army-navy surplus store and buy something distinctly warlike, and preferably harmful or fatal if swallowed, to be kept out of reach of children, and full of PCBs.
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Smoke a carton of unfiltered Chesterfields, helmet up the head with some old school CFC laden White Rain, run a pound of power through a Whitworth, and finish it off with a suckling pig next to a massive white oak and hickory fire. Or a hippie. Long pig's fine eatin'.

Bonus points if you work PBR (can) in there somewhere.

8:09 AM, April 22, 2008
Anonymous said...

They're not called 'EnviroLeninists' for nothing, you know. They advocate the same sort of poverty redistribution that Lenin did, just with a different and trendy cause.

8:39 AM, April 22, 2008
Alan said...

I'm flying to Detroit today on an EVIL jet. And Detroit is the car capital of the US.

That's gotta count for something.

8:59 AM, April 22, 2008
Mark said...

Watermelons, Green on the Outside, Red on the Inside.

10:07 AM, April 22, 2008
Anonymous said...

Cange the oil in the bimmer. Pour used oil on a hippie. See if hippie notices.

10:50 AM, April 22, 2008
Anonymous said...

1 metric ton of dead hippie can be rendered into 80 gallons of biodiesel.

11:37 AM, April 22, 2008
Anonymous said...

For some reason, the carburated 454 in my Suburban needed extra warm up time yesterday...

11:06 AM, April 23, 2008

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