Congressman, let me break this to you, let me break this to you, if the FBI is alerted that somebody is buying 60,000 heavy duty rounds, they are going to check it out. Because that's what antiterrorism is. That's what they do.God, Bill, don't be such a big girl's blouse; it's going to be hard to maintain your TeeWee tough guy image if you keep jumping up on the chair and shrieking like that.
I'll tell you what, Mr. O'Reilly: If you will pay for 60,000 rounds of ammo for me, I'll report myself to the BATFEIEIO.
"Hello, BATFE."Just which team are you playing for, Bill?
"Yes, this is Tamara. I just took delivery on 60,000 rounds of ammo."
"That's nice. What do you want us to do about it?"
"Nothing, really. Bill O'Reilly just thought you should know."
"Okay, then. 'Bye, now!"