Didn't we just leave this party?

Remember when, in a masterful stroke of diplomacy, the president had used his charismatic negotiating skills to talk the Norks into dismantling their nuclear program? Good times...

"In order to eliminate the nuclear threats from the U.S., the DPRK government has made all possible efforts either through dialogue or in resort to the international law, but all ended in a vain effort," North Korean state news wrote in an essay Friday morning about future prospects for peace, using an abbreviation for the country's official name. "The only option left was to counter nuke with nuke."