A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.How do you say "Hey, y'all! Watch this! " in Serbian?
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation: "I bet I could streak through that bear cage."
"No way you could."
"Do you dare me?"
"I double dare you."
"Hold my beer."
They must've been from southern Serbia, because I can think of no more perfectly redneck way to go than nekkid, blotto, and devoured by bears.