A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.How do you say "Hey, y'all! Watch this! " in Serbian?
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation: "I bet I could streak through that bear cage."
"No way you could."
"Do you dare me?"
"I double dare you."
"Hold my beer."
They must've been from southern Serbia, because I can think of no more perfectly redneck way to go than nekkid, blotto, and devoured by bears.
5 comments:
You should write for the 5 o'clock news. They could use a little humor interjected into things like this. Because, hey...it's FUNNY.
Depends on what time of day it was...
Later in the evening, it wouldn't have been a dare. I'm thinking maybe a tragic beer-goggles mishap...
"Dude, dude, DUDE, DUDE!! Issh she lookin ath me? I think she'th lookin at me. I gonna go tak to her..."
tweaker
To paraphrase Mr. Foxworthy:
"I've you've met your maker in a bear cage, drunk and naked - you might have been a redneck."
It would only be better if he was running from the po-lice at the time of his "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" moment. "They'll never look in the bear cage!".
I think tweaker's on the right track since his clothes were found intact inside the enclosure.
Which makes me wonder just how 'natural' serbian women are. I guess if you are used to large hairy women a bear might not look too bad with the beer-goggles on...
I'm just sayin...
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