BREAKING: Ethnic Germans in Danzig Corridor call on the Fatherland for protection from their neighbors.
Meanwhile, the president has announced that this aggression will not stand and that, if necessary, we will join the League of Nations in drafting an even stronger condemnatory resolution.
The posturing from the White House is... well, I just don't get it. We're not going to war with a nation that commands the second largest intercontinental thermonuclear arsenal on the planet over the sovereignty of a nation most Americans couldn't point to on a map if you gave them three tries. And the EU isn't going to boycott trade with their main energy source in the middle of Fimbulwinter. Tsar Vladimir knows all this.
Putin is going to do whatever Putin wants to do in Ukraine and all the rest of the world can do is talk about it.