Pretend I'm a hypothetical college student. I am going to write a paper on self-defense, and my thesis is that "Most Gun Owners Consider .22 To Be Totally Ineffective For Self-Defense."
To gather support for my theory, I poll gun owners with the question "Which would you prefer for self-defense: A .22 or a big stick?"
26% respond "A .22", 44% respond "A big stick", 12% respond "A .44 Magnum Loaded With 240gr Federal HydraShoks", 10% respond "Screw you and your push polls, you Obama-votin' closet commie!", and 8% respond " Ron Paul in '12!" (This is the internet, after all...)
I change the title of my paper to "Gun Owners: Too Antisocial To Win?" and get an A+. ;)